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Quantum Project

Posted by emmett on Sat May 06, 2000 06:26 AM
from the ziggy-says-you're-a-kernel-hacker dept.
Percible writes: "BBC News is reporting that John Cleese, star of Monty Python's Flying Circus, is starring alongside Stephen Dorff in the first major film produced exclusively for downloading over the Internet. The film cost $3 million to make, and lasts 32 minutes. Cost to you: $3.95 to purchase the file for download from sightsound.com." There have been quite a few films produced for Internet distribution, but this looks like the first professional approach with known actors.
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  • ARGH! (Score:3)

    by zCyl (14362) on Saturday May 06 2000, @02:42AM (#1088440)
    Now where the hell am I supposed to get popcorn from?
  • Re:Pricing by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @02:49AM
  • Re:Good Start by Quarters (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @04:22AM
  • Re:Only for Windows (IE 5 and Media Player) by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @05:11AM
  • Re:Reason for .99 pricing by SamIIs (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @04:24AM
  • Beating Warez Dudes, for just long enough? by phyruxus (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @05:35AM
  • Re:Only for Windows (IE 5 and Media Player) by MattXVI (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @05:40AM
  • Indie movies on Linux ONLY viewers?? y not? by phyruxus (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @05:44AM
  • look at the anonymous pussies. by phyruxus (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @01:18PM
  • Re:Indie movies on Linux ONLY viewers?? y not? by phyruxus (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @01:25PM
  • Letterboxing by GnrcMan (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @04:32PM
  • Re:Review of "Quantum Project" by GnrcMan (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @04:41PM
  • Video production, not "film" by nedron (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @04:45PM
  • Re:Only for Windows (IE 5 and Media Player) by Tycho (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @08:13PM
  • $3million wasted by Anonymous Coward (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @02:51AM
  • Re:It should cost $0.50 by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @03:10AM
  • Re:real info? by seizer (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @03:12AM
  • Re:Reason for .99 pricing by Nick Ives (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @03:19AM
  • Re:Reason for .99 pricing by Arcanix (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @03:23AM
  • Re:Only for Windows (IE 5 and Media Player) by Agh (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @03:24AM
  • Re:Bummer by Arcanix (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @03:27AM
  • Paradigm Shift.. by Blue Lang (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @03:30AM
  • duh by Marvin_OScribbley (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @04:46AM
  • It's never too early. by zCyl (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @04:50AM
  • by ejpyoung (182268) on Saturday May 06 2000, @06:26AM (#1088464)
    It doesn't look like anyone here has acutally viewed the movie yet, so here's my take on whether it's worth your $3.95 (or $5.95 for high-res ver).

    Disclaimer: I hate the prorietary Microsoft formats, but I multi-boot 98/NT/2000/Linux/BeOS so I can experience as much as humanly possible until the world comes to its senses...
    The premise of this 32-minute movie stems from the Heisenberg cliche that reality is shaped by observation...which in the film and in popular consciousness has become conflated with shaping by desire. Protagonist Paul (Stephen Dorff) is an ersatz quantum physicist, and pulls it off pretty well. In fact, the acting throughout is superb. Most of us know what it's like to be in your own head too much of the time, and Paul definitely has this bug/feature. His maybe-girlfriend Mia (Fay Masterson) is a perfect foil, totally grounded and unconvinced by his strained analogies between physics and life. It's a little hard to hear him try to compare their relationship to charmed particles because I'll bet every /.'er has done something similar. While it starts off seeming way too pat, like we can see the next 25 minutes coming from miles away, it gets more interesting after the setup. I won't give away the rest, but the development of the movie is more or less will they get together. Formulaic, yes, but love is always a worthy subject...
    The CG effects are unusual and effective in advancing the atmosphere of uncertainty. The soundtrack likewise engages you without being "insert techno tune here". Where The Matrix sound design kicked, this is a little more subtle, with quite solid audio quality. The visual quality isn't bad, but can't compare to DVD (watched on my Tecra 8000 LCD). The aliasing bugged me at the beginning, but I soon stopped noticing it.
    For those of you who caught "Welcome to Paradox" on the Sci-Fi Channel a while back, this will remind you a lot of the better episodes, both in style and content. Being 32 minutes it feels compressed (no pun), but forgivably so.
    My favorite parts of the film:
    John Cleese as Paul's father, with his line "I was Ob/Gyn at the birth of the Internet" implying that he's maybe Bob Metcalfe's alter ego or something. Cleese is great, as usual, though I would have liked to see a little more of him.
    Paul flies into L.A. and as they're landing, the stewardess says "Welcome to Los Angeles. The temperature on the ground is, as always, a balmy 73 degrees."
    The ending is, well, pure Hollywood, with all that implies. Sort of predictable, but not completely. Sort of clever, but not really.
    The bottom line? I'll watch it again and enjoy the ride. I'll freeze-frame some of the CG, crank the audio, and maybe take it into the office and watch it projected on the wall to get the whole experience. Hey, the Metafilmics people are right, this is the dawn of something completely different (pun intended), and this is a really decent opening salvo at big bad tradition.
    Thanks for reading...
  • Re:I hope your joking... by Anonymous Elf (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @06:27AM
  • 30 minute running time (was re:real info?) by xyzzy (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @06:27AM
  • Cheese makes internet history? by karzan (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @06:35AM
  • Re:It's far too early for this by Northern Hunter (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @08:45PM
  • Re:Good Start by pacer142 (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @06:36AM
  • don't waste your money by biznatch (Score:1) Sunday May 07 2000, @10:16AM
  • Cleesey by Xoknit (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @01:31AM
  • search for Quantum Project on Gnutella by snuf23 (Score:1) Sunday May 07 2000, @10:21AM
  • Re:It's far too early for this by SparkMan (Score:1) Sunday May 07 2000, @12:25PM
  • Re:Only for Windows (IE 5 and Media Player) by Xoknit (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @01:49AM
  • movies on the web (Score:5)

    by karmma (105156) on Saturday May 06 2000, @01:40AM (#1088475)
    MediaTrip.com [mediatrip.com] has a great collection of short films, feature films (downloadable in multiple parts) and trailers for films in theaters and on DVD. For the more avant-garde, there are the entries in the Slamdance [slamdance.com] online film festival. See the films, and if you register, you're a judge.
    --
  • Re:don't waste your money by moteck (Score:1) Sunday May 07 2000, @11:59PM
  • Only for Windows (IE 5 and Media Player) by henrik (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @01:42AM
  • Linux? Please?!? by phoem (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @01:50AM
  • Pricing by Anonymous Coward (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @01:50AM
  • Good Start by JohnnyRottenAK (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @01:44AM
  • Re:movies on the web by Mzilikazi (Score:1) Monday May 08 2000, @07:52AM
  • Re:Bummer by Mercenary (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @01:55AM
  • You will need Microsoft Internet Explorer 5.0 by burgatron (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @01:47AM
  • by spiralx (97066) on Saturday May 06 2000, @01:56AM (#1088484)

    Am I the only person that thinks this is way before it's time? Given the relatively low penetration of broadband services at the moment, how many people are going to be able to watch this movie? And the specifications for watching it are extremely narrow, so anyone without an MS "standard" setup is out of luck as far as this is concerned.

    Given the $3million price tag and the asking price of $3.95, in order to cover the cost they're going to need three-quarters of a million people to pay it. Is this even vaugely feasible? It certainly doesn't seem so to me. As a publicity stunt I'm sure it's got some value, but this is never going to be worth what it cost.

    The idea of online movies is a great one, and we'll see more of it, but until broadband becomes far more popular it's probably a little early for this sort of thing.

  • by Camelot (17116) on Saturday May 06 2000, @01:48AM (#1088485)
    LAUNCELOT: Look, my liege!
    ARTHUR: Camelot!
    GALAHAD: Camelot!
    LAUNCELOT: Camelot!
    PATSY: It's only a model.
  • Maybe then there's hope for me after all... by The Evil Beaver (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @01:59AM
  • Piracy by mornstar (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @01:59AM
  • Yet Another Bandwidth Killer by AppyPappy (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @02:00AM
  • Re: It's far too early for this by Krilomir (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @03:32AM
  • Re:It's far too early for this by freakho (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @02:00AM
  • Do the Math by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @03:34AM
  • Re:It's far too early for this by Craig Maloney (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @03:35AM
  • Re:Reason for .99 pricing by wass (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @03:39AM
  • Re:Good Start by King_of_Plow (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @03:40AM
  • Re:It's far too early for this by DeepDarkSky (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @03:46AM
  • John is Da Man by hengx (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @03:47AM
  • umm by acehole (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @03:50AM
  • Re:long live the spread gun! by Ranger Rick (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @05:01AM
  • Re:Review of "Quantum Project" by ejpyoung (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @06:49AM
  • Re:Only for Windows (IE 5 and Media Player) by Ranger Rick (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @05:06AM
  • Re:Reason for .99 pricing by AndyL (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @05:09AM
  • Re:It should cost $0.50 by SurfsUp (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @06:55AM
  • Re:Reason for .99 pricing by Jon-o (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @07:01AM
  • Re:Linux? Please?!? by Menthos (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @05:09AM
  • Link they said on "..completely different": by Rahga (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @07:22AM
  • by Mercenary (4036) on Saturday May 06 2000, @02:01AM (#1088506) Homepage
    A lot more of a viewing audience?

    I don't think so.

    The Windows/MediaPlayer set-up will probably account for about 99% of people interested in downloading the movie.

    And this is before the fact that you have to *PAY* for it. How will the Open Source advocates cope with that? Oh well, I'm sure it will get stuck on Gnutella and pirated about, and then everyone will flame Monty Python when they have the sheer *audacity* to complain in any way.
  • Re:Only for Windows (IE 5 and Media Player) by henrik (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @02:05AM
  • Re:Only for Windows (IE 5 and Media Player) by Drone-X (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @02:13AM
  • Re:It's far too early for this by spiralx (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @02:14AM
  • Re:Yet Another Bandwidth Killer by Drone-X (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @02:17AM
  • Reason for .99 pricing by spiralx (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @02:21AM
  • Re:Good Start by Quarters (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @02:22AM
  • It should cost $0.50 by SurfsUp (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @02:23AM
  • Re:Do the Math by EnglishTim (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @03:55AM
  • real info? by denan (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @02:25AM
  • by whoop (194) on Saturday May 06 2000, @04:04AM (#1088516) Homepage
    As a lawyer for the MPAA, I can explain this. You see, in our world, people should not just be allowed to view movies willy-nilly. That would severely impact the entire industry, resulting in plauges, earthquakes, and general deformities among our young. And if there are any actors out there considering making a movie themselves and putting it on the Internet, let me just say this. "You are under my control. You will wash my BMW at 11:00am tomorrow."

    Now, since Linux is only used by criminals and Republicans, obviously we cannot support it. Macs, you ask? Hippies and sickos. These are not standards we can support for the sake of our children. Should our precious youth grow up in a world where these sort of people are role models? Obviously not. Finally, we chose Windows as the platform to distribute this film because of generous donations, trips, and bikini girls offered to us by Mr. Balmer. Go in peace and conform now. Thank you.
  • Re:It's far too early for this by Northern Hunter (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @04:07AM
  • hate to admit but IE and media player is better by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @04:11AM
  • Re:It's far too early for this by mantis78 (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @04:11AM
  • now just a second... by Al Gore (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @07:43AM
  • Re:Only for Windows (IE 5 and Media Player) by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @08:52AM
  • TO JON KATZ by Hasdi Hashim (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @10:21AM
  • Re:Bummer by Frizzle Fry (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @10:31AM
  • Re:hate to admit but IE and media player is better by Frizzle Fry (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @10:37AM
  • Re:long live the spread gun! by Frizzle Fry (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @10:52AM
  • Re:Good Start by snuf23 (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @11:51AM
  • Quick "movie" review by plasticquart (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @12:26PM
  • Re:Shameless personal plug by b0sst0ne (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @02:26AM
  • Re:Good Start by JohnnyRottenAK (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @02:29AM
  • Re:Reason for .99 pricing by spiralx (Score:2) Saturday May 06 2000, @02:31AM
  • I hope your joking... by Anonymous Elf (Score:1) Saturday May 06 2000, @02:32AM
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