Hold your horses! High Treason cannot by applied as he does not come from the right Kingdom. That leaves us with boring hanging.

Entanglement

Clearly, the iMac was not mobile enough comparing to the bullets.

All hail Great C... and start preparing the questions (unless you are on a quest to paint Deus Irae).

FTFY:
Half of the geeks have inteligence below the median inteligence of the geek population.

... here we come!

And as any PHB will tell you "The customer ultimately pays the costs, one way or another."

Pirated copy is version 0.5 - it has half of the world. So the full version will be 1.0 - it has the whole world. When EA provides version 1.1 will I get 10% of world extra for free?

Wide vector processing with "800 stream processing units" (or "pipes" or "cores") - it is hard to put 800 cores in one chip and not to boil the silicon.

I am reading it in work now :) (work can wait, it won't run too far)

You forgot about "fast" before the date http://www.dilbert.com/fast/2009-01-24/

Don't forget correct sequence numbers and their acks!