I have users that cant remember their very simple password for more than a week. I'm more concerned with if my users are smarter than the average goldfish.

Pfft, try $65 for 0.7mbps (shared between three computers no less). I'd kill for a 6mb connection.

Maybe the parent has a reason for trying to use the internet. I am a network admin for a school district in the middle of no where and we have two buildings constructed in the 30's. The issue being that they chose iron ore rocks as their building material. So I am in the same boat. A single t-1 and several classes that want to watch the ceremony with no way to do it by conventional tv.