"extra-marital affairs, drug abuse, visits to prostitutes, medical conditions, criminal convictions and debt histories " - sounds like a viral marketing campaign for the RAF if you ask me - who knew that they had so much fun! I suppose the word 'raffish' had to come from somewhere.

That's a great description of how to attach it to a P4 socket. I have (had?) an Athlon Socket A and that method (the H bracket) cannot be used as the M/B does not have holes. I fully agree that the h/s wasn't on tight enough when the CPU fried. However, that's 'cause the little bitty clips let it slip after a while, not because it was loose originally.