FTA:

Answer: Low expectations.

Except that the original post said "I never heard", not "I have never heard". So the correct response is, in fact, "I did".

If only we had one of those..

Would it be alright to whine about MySQL not dying? All these other comments have raised my hopes, and now you crush them. :(

And it's difficult to notice and register that that is wrong. Particularly when the options USB sticks usually give are worthless or wrong. My iPod Touch says "Camera connected" when I plug it in, and gives me options for: * Microsoft Office Document Scanning * Microsoft Office Publisher * Microsoft Office Publisher * Microsoft Office Word * Microsoft Scanner and Camera Wizard * Photoshop * Photoshop No, I didn't make any mistakes with that list. So I'm probably not going to notice one other slightly strange option.

I had a friend who was followed home from the bank and murdered along with her mother after someone behind her in line saw her withdrawing $2000 for her first car.. Just sayin'.