Comment Re:Link, The Blood Moon rises once again! (Score 1) 90
I wish I had mod points for this...
Comment The Skynet is Falling! (Score 1) 65
Cue the Skynet / Matrix references in 3...2...1...
Comment Re:"Deep Learning"...?? (Score 2) 65
...Why is this news?
Because they couldn't do it before....
Comment Re:Photo Viewing Software (Score 1) 145
I have long wanted to know what photo viewing software they have on all the CSI and other style shows. They can take a blurry picture of a big area and zoom into a reflection in a window and tell you the license plate of car in the reflection or zoom into other things that all the software I have can't do.
MS Paint.
Comment Re:Go ahead, make my millennium (Score 1) 203
Hastur is nothing compared to Candlejack! All you have to do is say his nam....
Comment Re:Read on for the rest (Score 1) 269
I've been on Slashdot long enough that I can remember when Bennett Haselton was named Jon Katz....
Comment Re:Can we stop trying to come up with a reason? (Score 1) 786
This is possibly the most sensible post in the thread. Bravo!
Comment Re:Hope and Change ? (Score 1) 44
(Oblig) You mad bro?
Sorry, had to be done.
Comment Screwed Either Way (Score 1) 440
Costco is screwed no matter which option they choose here. If they had donated the peanut butter, the headlines would have been "Costco donates potentially tainted peanut butter to NM food banks." Either way, they end up with a tarnished image, even if all of the peanut butter is untainted.
In this case it sounds like the product was damaged anyway, with peanut oil leaking out of the jars, so they made a decision not to sell or donate damaged merchandise. Since they were screwed either way, this was likely the least damaging of the two options.
Comment Re:For as little as $5 (Score 1) 125
FTFY. "Fundraising" implies there's actually something legitimate to raise funds for, like beating cancer, or kids.
I didn't know beating kids was a worthwhile fundraiser....just saying....
Comment Re:!Subtropical. (Score 1) 359
I hate to break it to you, but Farenheit was NEVER an American...
Comment Re:Fitting rooms (Score 1) 385
...Jeff Bezos could drive revenues by publicly shitting in to a box of squirrels.
I, for one, would pay to see that, so maybe there are in fact some revenue opportunities in squirrel shitting...who knew?
Comment Oblig. Freakazoid Reference (Score 1) 259
"NO! Get out of here with that Ubuntu, and lay off the poor Linux, will ya?! SHEEZE! You're a creep! Go away, we were having a good time until you showed up, Canonical! ARGH! Go have some coffee with cream, or something! Because I'll tell you something! This is a happy place!"
Seriously, I'm going back to Debian after this crap...
Comment Re:Always the same (Score 2) 173
The weak link is always humans.
Which is why we will soon be switching all nuclear launch authority to WOPR and/or Skynet...
Comment A DSLR for Squant (Score 1) 170
Finally, a DSLR that can detect squant!
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