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Journal Journal: LG Prada II KF900 Comes with a Bluetooth Watch

You've already known LG Prada II KF900 will be available by the end of the month, you probably weren't aware of the matching Prada Link Bluetooth watch which shows call notifications and SMS messages. The features of LG Prada II KF900 are the ones we already know, including a 240 x 400 3 touchscreen, slider QWERTY keypad, 3G, GPS, Wi-Fi, 5 megapixel camera, TV-out and so on.
http://digimoe.com/lg-prada-ii-kf900-comes-with-a-bluetooth-watch/134/
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Journal Journal: Review of Toshiba G450: Cellphone MP3 Player USB Memory Stick HSDPA USB modem

Toshiba G450 is a combination of tri-band GSM Cellphone, MP3 player, USB memory stick and 7.2Mbps HSDPA USB modem. IntoMobile has reviewed this multi-faced device and come to a conclusion of excellent device, you can find review here and check out G450 on Toshiba's website.
http://digimoe.com/review-of-toshiba-g450-cellphonemp3-playerusb-memory-stickhsdpa-usb-modem/126/
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Journal Journal: Climbing the Tree

A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree", sighed the pheasant, "but I haven't got the energy"
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The pheasant pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. And so on.
Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Whereupon he was spotted by a farmer who dashed into the farmhouse, emerged with a shotgun, and shot the pheasant right out of the tree.
The Moral of the Story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
http://mosthumor.com/climbing-the-tree/115/
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Journal Journal: The Centipede

A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything.
The shop owner suggests a faithful dog.
The man replies, "Come on, a dog?"
The owner says, "How about a cat?"
The man replies, "No way! A cat certainly can't do everything. I want a pet that can do everything!"
The shop owner thinks for a minute, then says, "I've got it! A centipede!"
The man says, "A centipede? I can't imagine a centipede doing everything, but okay... I'll try a centipede." He gets the centipede home and says to the centipede, "Clean the kitchen."
Thirty minutes later, he walks into the kitchen and... it's immaculate! All the dishes and silverware have been washed, dried, and put away the counter-tops cleaned the appliances sparkling the floor waxed. He's absolutely amazed...
http://mosthumor.com/the-centipede/95/
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Journal Journal: The Rude Parrot

David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those that weren't expletives, were to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back. He shocked the bird and the bird just got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird in the freezer, just for a few moments. He heard the bird squawk and kick and scream-then suddenly, there was quiet.

David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'll endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness." David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued, "May I ask what did the chicken do?"
http://mosthumor.com/the-rude-parrot/92/
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Journal Journal: Palm Size Pico Projector

This palm-sized Pico projector is introduced by Optoma. This projector can be hooked up to a number of devices such as mobile phones, PDAs, computers or gaming devices. At its largest, the projected image can span 60 inches.
It will be available for sale early next year at the price of around $400.
http://digimoe.com/palm-size-pico-projector/90/
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Journal Journal: The Frying Pan Joke

A man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house.
Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
Man: "What was that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse phoned."
http://mosthumor.com/the-frying-pan/71/
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Journal Journal: Ugly Baby

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.
He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."
When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
His wife confessed, "Not this time."
http://mosthumor.com/ugly-baby/68/
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Journal Journal: The Maid

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?"
Long pause... "Uh .... is this 832-4821?"
http://mosthumor.com/the-maid/65/

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