Why not hire Arnie Pie and Kent Brockman of channel 6 news of 'Eye in the Sky' with Arnie Pie fame!

Now bullies can play pink belly with other's iPhones!

As an undergraduate we studied both VHDL and verilog in our course. Actually students need to know both as there are options of writing VHDL code inside verilog code these days. Personally I prefer both.