I hope you're not equating running a server with "using the service more". I have an old desktop running as a server at home, and all it does is handle FTP for my KeePass database at 40KB per inquiry. That's less bandwidth per request than simply browsing the web.

Obviously you overlooked the "walking to the store" part.

I think you are misinterpreting the meaning of the word "legal".

Also, Wheezy was a penguin. The mascot for Linux is a penguin. Get it?