Sorry... I'll show myself out.

"Zuckerberg views AR glasses as critical to Meta's future, potentially freeing the company from its reliance on smartphone platforms"

Yeah, let's pin our company's future on betting on people buying droves of $10K specialty devices instead of the already-established common (pocket-carryable) $300 - $1K devices.

You know what? Let 'em. I hope that company disappears and is never heard from again.

Some guy camping, probably: "Hey, I don't remember rain in the forecast... NO! My campfire!!"

It's a deadly lazer

This. Absolutely this. You can't reduce everything in the world down to a lowest-common-denominator... there would be practically nothing left. What about people who can't taste or have restrictive diets? Am I now tastist or foodist? How are you gonna navigate that? Outlaw flavors?

Mmm.... I'm thinking more wheelchair with rocket boosters on the back. Better get some good brakes though. And damp the applicator level a bit.

People don't like buying self-baking chips (as oddly delicious as that sounds) or chips with built-in security holes (with the added bonus of 30% performance hits).

Oh, you thought we were still the customers? Nope – we are now the product. :)