I assume they still don't have it. Wake me up when that happens and I will use FreeBSD on the desktop.

That'll keep your system fresh.

Why? The kids are not alright.

Start posting photos of children and you'll quickly find out that there is not a difference.

All running on GNU/Linux, of course.

My 74 year old have been using Ubuntu for 4 years now, with a minimum of fuss. The only time I've had to help out was because of a hardware failure.

Why, oh, why would they have removed such a basic desktop functionality. My eyes are above my nose, mot in my chin.

So can I run Flash-enabled browser on this port?

I hereby promise to you Moonlight on any my Linux machines. So we're cool, right?

It's exactly whats he wants. In a shared Windows environment, it beats the native Outlook search speed handily and covers my organization's shared drive. Actually, the search speed has saved my a few times in being able to reconstruct a problem and react accordingly.

Your CC number -> dealer's paypal account?

That's what they call new efficiencies, I believe.

That's a mole of sodium chloride, in grams, for the curious.

Can we at least have some pumpkin seed in that too?

Which is perhaps why I find even the latest KDE pretty much unusable.
I want 3.x back!

Installed Debian testing on an old Dell and only had dial up at the time. Of course the Winmodem didn't work, so that meant a custom compile and fighting with getting a driver installed from Linuxant. AA lot of struggle and learning involved, but how do I keep the damn thing updated without tying up my phone line every evening? Through the magic of cron, pon, poff, I automagically had the it updating itself at 3 AM every day.

Wheeeh! The kids today have it easy.