...Why, the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached!

They need to do way instain solarsystem who kill thier plannetss. becuse these plannet cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a solarsystem in andrommedah who had kill her three plannets. they are taking the three plannet back to milkyway too solarsysteem to rest my pary are with the staar who lost his plannetts; i am truley sorry for your lots

Chaka Khan
Chaka Khan
Chaka Khan let me love you let me rock you Chaka Khan

...the Duke Nukem Forever of Open Source operating systems... ;)

Does it run Linux?

Ba-dump-bump!

(ducks from flying shoes)

A Stonecutter would know that the REAL number to dial is 9-1-2.

...gore never got in the way of enjoying Close Range!

Irata, here I come!

5 years of experience and a BA/BS on your resume/CV will be much more valuable than a 30 year old man/woman with 7-8 years of schooling and only a couple of internships or part time jobs.

From what I've seen (11 years experience, BS, working on my MBA part time), a masters will really only help if you're looking to jump into management. I was able to get into a management position by virtue of pursuing my MBA, along with my broad range of experience. Heck, my company is even paying for the MBA.

Later, if you decide you want to get into a management position, you can always go back to school for a MS or MBA.

Duck Nukem 3D...

"I'm here to quack ass and chew bread crusts. And I'm all out of bread crusts..."

Krusty the Clown has been arrested for tax avoision...I don't say evasion, I say avoision.

This. Looks. Terrible.

For the love of dog, fanboys, not everything needs to be Manga-fied.

Otaku of the world, go back to your mom's basement.

Worst. SQL. Book. EVER.

...stem cells would kill you!

Like KGB!!

(insert braying Yakov laugh here)

America! What a country!

Thank you, I'll be in Branson forever!

Intratube Police: A .torrent? Why, this must be a pirated version of "ooh-bun-too", whatever that is. You, sir or madam, are a CRIMINAL and will be put in jail with RAPISTS and BABY KILLERS!

Embiggen:

http://ghill.customer.netspace.net.au/embiggen/