Comment Re:I dont want to live on this planet anymore (Score 1) 353
In space, a screaming cow cannot be herd.
Thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the (cultured) veal.
Comment Blackbox on every computer (Score 1) 459
I, for one, am looking forward to Blackbox on every computer - or even Fluxbox...
*badam tsh*
*badam tsh*
The Nine Circles of IT Hell 126
snydeq writes "Dan Tynan takes us on a tour of the nine circles of IT hell, a place 'not unlike the underworld described by Dante in his Divine Comedy.' 'But here, in the data centers, conference rooms, and cubicles, the IT version of this inferno is no allegory. It is a very real test of every IT pro's sanity and soul,' Tynan writes. From IT limbo, to tech lust, to stakeholder gluttony, to tech-pro treachery, the IT inferno is not buried deep within the earth, it's just down the hall. 'Thankfully, as in Dante's poetic universe, there are ways to escape the nine circles of IT hell. But IT pros beware: You may have to face your own devils to do it. Shall we descend?'"
Comment Yet another social network (Score 1) 408
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Until now an exquisite number of internet communities have surfaced:
Myspace
Google+
In the future keep an eye out for these novel networks
Bongostats
Twinklestar
RongoRango
DreyfusJam
Yadabingo
Connecticon
DoubleWinkster
MS Bob Network
Don't miss these great opportunities for getting back in contact with your friends! Also, check out our free get-in-contact guide
Submission + - TN man kidnaps son-in-law, trades him for Xbox 360 (dbune.com)
dbune writes: Two Tennessee men were arrested after they allegedly kidnapped one of the men\'s son-in-law over some stolen jewelry. The victim was beaten and finally freed him in exchange for a neighbor\'s Xbox 360. Joshua Seal and a co-worker, Bradley Marshall, lured Allen Begley into Seal\'s flooring business ...
Comment Re:Mars Need Women... (Score 1) 561
For those who didn't get the joke:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranger_in_a_Strange_Land
And here is the condensed version of the book :-)
http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/b/heinlein.stranger.shtml
And here is the condensed version of the book
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My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells down by the seashore.
