Imagine an approved/remastered release of The Star Wars Holiday Special, courtesy of Disney! They would most certainly make a sith-ton of money on that.

"...the United States Postal Service is in dire financial straits..." ... More cowbell?

Looks like the "cloud" rained on PS3 network's parade, so to speak. Hyuk-Hyuk-Hyuk!!! (Imitates Goofy Disney character)

If I had a 16-year old kid, he had better know how to mow grass, rocket-scientist be damned.

Much energy investment required to travel to the moon, to use the moon to obtain additional energy. Ummm no. As an alternative, lets harvest the hot air from former senators as an energy source.

in the age of the internet, you are guilty until proven innocent.

The interest generated in this report surely will test the capacity of the major new sites, and probably the internet infrastructure to some extent. Wonder what the load will be in comparison to say, the death of Michael Jackson? Will the IPv4 address space problem get amplified because of Osama?

How it is that in a physical sense, our ability to get from point A to point B is slowing down; yet in a cultural sense, we are moving at a rapid pace? "In a hurry to get to a stop sign" - unknown (BTW The prior post beat me to this idea, so I must give kudos)

..."Microsoft Puts the Kielbasa On Kinect Sex Game Plans".

...for those times when you need to clean your keyboard.