Not to be confused with "Choose Your Own Destiny" books.

You will die on page 98.
If you would like to get it over with, turn to page 98.

Yes... because we all know that having a Bachelor's Degree makes you unbiased in the subject.

I'm sorry, but this suggestion is one of the more elitist ones I've heard. I've know PhD professors who were dumb as a doornail - in their supposed specialty! How they got a PhD, I don't know.. but they got one.