Comment I propose another law (Score 3, Insightful) 488
In line with the current MPAA stance that backups cause illegal distribution of copywrited materials, I propose the following:
I. Both hands shall be cut off from every person over the age of 12. This will prevent people from being able to physically do the act of breaking copywrite law.
II. Both eyes shall be removed from every person over the age of 12. This will prevent people from breaking copywrite law via viewing copywrited material.
III. Both ears shall be cut off from every person over the age of 12. This will prevent people from breaking copywrite law via hearing copywrited material.
