John Cleese (Score 1)

I always imagined myself writing a goodbye email or giving a speech at my farewell diner and quoting John Cleese: "I would like to say that I will miss this company and how much I enjoyed working here. But that would an utter lie so I'll just resort to 'Good riddance you freeloading bastards, may you rot in hell'". Somehow I'd always chicken out. He gave a farewell speech on Graham Chapman's funeral and it was quite hilarious.