Comment Re:Winter where? (Score 1) 276
The teenagers conceive in the clockwise direction.
They're safe since neither are common names in early 21st century North American demographics.
Oh, you didn't know that was the standard? Yeah, it was proven sometime in the 1980s.
Ah yes, how could we forget the Smith Corollary.
Wait a second...
If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.