Comment Re:Winter where? (Score 1) 276
The teenagers conceive in the clockwise direction.
They're safe since neither are common names in early 21st century North American demographics.
Oh, you didn't know that was the standard? Yeah, it was proven sometime in the 1980s.
Ah yes, how could we forget the Smith Corollary.
Wait a second...
"Oh what wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face..." -- a prisoner in "Life of Brian"