Comment Similar Problem (Score 0) 475
I had to pull my product off the market too. I created an "Ass-Kicking" device. I was breaking too many asses though. In a small sample grouping, 10 out of 10 people had a crack in their butts.
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job? A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.