Ever seen the G&S musical "Utopia Limited"? An island nation tries to make themselves more like England and turns each person into a "corporation". Phantis: "We can't touch him! He's no longer a human being... he's a corporation!" The wise men had leverage over the king because they could order the public exploder (who I played) to blow him up if he did anything they didn't like, but once he "became a corporation" their plots were foiled, since you can't very easily blow up a corporation. Yeah.

of course the iPhone is irrelevant to business! Why would apple want to enter that market? It isn't any fun! Let me calculated how much time I just wasted reading this story...