First you complain about people not understanding how machines actually work, then you make it perfectly clear you've no idea how object oriented languages are implemented. In C++, code still goes in
"Object orientation mixes them up and probably does more to lead to exploitable code than anything else."
Wow, what BS.
BTW, I also grew up in the 80's on microcomputer ROM BASICs, and while I had unlearn bad habits when I went to real languages, I did learn a lot about how to solve problems.
Your mode of life will be changed to EBCDIC.