Your definition of encyclopedia may be 'right' as determined by some consensus of academics, however your dogmatic insistence that Wikipedia must adhere to this arbitrary definition dooms Wikipedia to being mostly useless in the face of high quality encyclopedias that can not be edited at the whim of Stephen Colbert. The people who were able to think in innovative terms are what made Wikipedia once great.

What's even better is to have a girl that doesn't like cars but gives you plane tickets (from Nashville) to the auto show in Detroit...that's what I got for my birthday/Christmas this year. Yeah, she's a keeper....