Coal is evil. Would you like to be banned, AmiMoJo?

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At least Biden doesn't pander to the Jews the way that creep Bannon does.

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Mr. Nitti,

Enough with the snarkiness. You can be more respectul to your elders, or we're gonna have to ban you.

Capiche?

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