oh crap they're monitoring us. everybody play it cool or they'll shut off our supply of iphones and ipads.
Please do!, Shut off the supply. I'm tired of the hipster garbage icrap. In the past year I have been in two car accidents, One cause by a hipster texting on his iphone and the second they were using a ipad as a map.
If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.