My patent ... (Score 1)

I just patented a device that falsifies the information. You program at home and take it to work If you leave it in you cubicle, you can go out to lunch at the boss thinks you still there. There is an orgasm mode that simulates the physiological aspects of sex. The heart attack mode is hilarious. It's funny has hell to watch your co-workers grab the defibrillator from the break room and run down the hall. Then there is dead mode...