"Cleaning your computer"? Geez, if you have this, reformat. Period.

Thank you, I was afraid there would be no ice nine jokes. That's the first thing I thought of. All is right with the world.

How about pasting gpg blocks in pastebin like I do? I don't host it but it is nice and secure and sufficiently nerdy you can still use vi and cool math. Maybe you want your list to sing and dance, then don't do this, but happiness - gpg + pastebin

I started with postgres years ago but I had some bad updates (on Debian) that broke some installations so I dumped it for mysql and haven't had a problem since. Perhaps an unfair, n=1 criticism, but there it is.

Thank you! I was sure this whole story was a set-up for this line!

Well started.

Hi Thailand! I'm living in Florida (otherwise known as "source of bizarre news stories"). Do you ever see rich people close to death? Well I live where they end up. Me and myself! TLAs are three letter acronyms, hence the delicious irony! Enjoy the land of T and A, my friend!

exactly!

Yes, please define fricken TLAs. Not everyone is in the, I don't know, business computing world. Some of us are hanging out in out ivory towers.

Worst of all the email address she used was sexeh_mama56@hotmail.com

They arrested the online persona? Why didn't they arrest the actual person?

Being named Ebola Czar pretty much guarantees you'll never have a date again.

Remind me not to stand in front of the poster on a train platform...

Of course the emacs wiki is outdated and disorganized - it has to reflect its editor and its users. We here in the organized, efficient and beautiful vi community just sit back with a condescending chuckle. We're actually quite good at that and do it often. :wq

48 countries including Canada? Why did they say that? Has Canada been demoted in countryship? Is that like 9 planets, including Pluto? Or maybe Canadian research is suspect as there are too many polar bears, or they stand to gain a lot of banana plantation business with global warming...