That'd be awesome! Run a few raids, pay for my driver's license renewal!

...to find out who satoshi nakamoto is.

That sounds tantamount to having a car dealership monitor your driving history, and repossessing the car if you use it to rob a bank.

Facebook IDs are part of a voting record?

Using Bitcoin can "help curb black market exchanges, fight corruption and restore the country's image."

'coronal mass ejection' is now my new favorite innuendo.

...and when they look up at us and ask why, why did we pirate the shows, we'll look down at then and whisper:

torrent shows asscrack roffles

...and for the uber-security concious, the bio-readers will contain a small blowdart laced with Anthrax/SARS/poop/whatever. If the wrong person tries to log into your device, PFFT! Poop in the eye!

His crime was parking in a handicapped spot *without approved signage*. If he didn't want his medical affairs out in the open, he should have parked in a normal spot instead of doing like Wesley "laws don't apply to me" Snipes.

Considering that the fallout from the KoA debacle is *still* being felt.... yes. Yes, it is.

...But to follow along applying your example to this situation, the police don't reclaim the watch; people from Rolex come knocking on your door. Who would agree to that?

...for the next exciting article, "Cops Use Guns Too!"

There goes my idea to self-publish "The Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe in Morse Code".

Yes, because corporate-funded (cyber-)terrorism against a soveriegn nation has *no* potential down sides, right? ( :

om the original article:
“I’m Catholic; we do not contracept,” Ms. Smith said. “It is a grave sin.” By including those pages in the curriculum, she added, “you have violated my religious rights.”

“I’m American; we do not censor education,” vomitology said. “It is a grave sin.” By removing those pages in the curriculum, he added, “you have violated children's educational rights.”

FTFY