I'd buy it just for the lolz, if I could find the damn link where you can actually post an offer.
Minimum bid as of this posting is $1900. Snap Names
The possibilities here are so boundless that it simply boggles the mind.
I fear for some people's self esteem...they're going to take a picture of their own dick, and google will return the results... "Did you mean to search for penis?"
That may not work. You might have to ramp it up over time. Start with hamsters, sure. Work your way up through cats, dogs, and eventually you can work your way up to seals.
Personally, I'm going to eat another steak every time they issue a press release. Not sure how effective it'll be, but it's sure tasty.
I read this wrong as ramp it over time, so you start by using a shovel, then later on you put down cinder blocks and some plywood, and start jumping a row of hamsters with your monster truck.
May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual!