The plural of Lego is Legos.
Well, if you're going to be picky, the singular of "Lego" is "LEGO"
I'm wondering how Osama reconciled the use of computers with his anti-Western beliefs (which I assume includes Western technology).
Same way he rationalised drinking Coke and Pepsi, I guess.
...nobody in the media has noticed that Osama chose to hide out in a city named after a British colonial overlord.
I thought it was named after an American comedian. I bet al Zawahiri won't be staying in Costelloabad much longer...
... Ask yourself why De Niro has never done a good comic part.
Oh, I don't know... De Niro acquitted himself pretty well in Brazil
I imagine that the Creationist version of Wolfram Alpha would be very easy to implement:
Q: [anything, really]
A: God did it.
I'm trying really hard not to be cynical here, but how does somebody spend $70K on personal growth?
I know! I know! Scientology!
Always look over your shoulder because everyone is watching and plotting against you.