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Billy was snowed in at home and, like most of us, was passing the time in front of his computer. Yetis are naturally frightened of microprocessors so this was a logical choice.
After updating his Facebook status with details on his dwindling pantry (canned beans, tacbac, and pickle juice) and tweeting "This sucks. #snomg" at least three times, Billy leaned back in his chair to grab his V-Cube--a 7x7x7 cube of Rubiksian frustration--to give it another shot.
Just as he leaned back and reached, a tree fell through his house and crushed his desk and computer. The tree missed him by two feet.
Was the internet punishing Billy for complaining about the snow all week? Did the V-Cube save Billy's life so he'd have a chance at solving it? Or will Billy meet his grisly end after solving the V-Cube and it no longer needs him to fulfill its mission?
Good luck, Billy. And don't bring that V-Cube anywhere near ThinkGeek HQ.
Actual photograph moments after the tree attack. Now what will keep the Yetis away?
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