Gov. Sarah Palin becomes the first female to serve as the US President. As the unprotected Internet reminds her dearly of a particular un-wedded pregnant 18 year old Alaskan girl, Sarah has come up with a magnificent solution.

The appointment of Joe the Plumber as the Secretary of the Series-of-Tubes. His first mission is to fix all the vulnerabilities the tubes face. Once that is done, he can reinstall the existing tubes and make it more efficient.

Now, that's killing 2 birds with 1 stone... I mean 2 mooses with 1 bullet. Sarah finally gets her moment to represent the Hockey Moms league, Joe can earn a living (because earning 250k a year is NOTHING), and good old Teddy can now enjoy streaming 10 movies on his personal Internet while receiving Internets immediately - unlike the days when his staff would send him an Internet on a Friday and it wasn't received til the following Tuesday.

Sounds like a good plan to me...? :)

Sucks to be that person... I'm not very familiar with patent applications, but was it really that necessary to include "Retrieve oldest preassembled sandwich filling..." to the flow chart?? Haha, oh well, now I guess we know that we're getting our $$$ worth when we order sandwiches at McD :)