faceyelp - that's funny shit:

Todd Smith: "Great if you need help moving a couch. Don't bring up Star Trek."

Wow. I won't even attempt to match this, because gstoddart fscking nailed it.

From TFA:
> An Army police vehicle led the caravan from Tularosa, passing the Tularosa Basin
> Downwinders protesting the alleged fallout from the atomic test.

What's 'alleged' about the fallout? Did I miss something?

> literally, every American man, woman, and child would've been killed trying to invade
> Japan

I think you might want to look up 'literally'.

That was the funniest damn comment I have read on /. in I don't know how long.

I'm waiting for Whoosh Guy to deliver the metadata-matters diatribe and close the show.

Gmail Paper gets my vote.

One click, and the next thing I knew the door bell was ringing and a print out was delivered to my door. How handy is that???

Too bad the service only lasted for one day in April.

Well played sir!

Maybe the *kid* was failing. He could be 15 if he's been held back enough.

Mod Parent +1. Required Snark, thanks. Wish I had mod points.

I just wonder how this plays out with a screen failure and no transparent windshield?

An unusual set of circumstances but airplane accidents almost always are ...

[ ... Snorts Repeatedly ... ] That is the funniest gdamn post I've read in quite a while. Maybe you have to be Canadian for it to be funny. Even worse, maybe you have to a Canadian in Ontario (which I am). But that was damn funny. Thanks for the Laugh of the Day.

The only client side tool I've encountered is at http://filippo.io/Heartbleed/ Can't speak to the implementation or even if it actually checks. But it purports to check in real time and if you trust it you can check sites prior to changing passwords.

Oh gawd ... I had no idea what the flap was all about. That is fscking brutal. [ ... ] I had to go back and take another look - like slowing down to see a fatal accident. It's still brutal. Going to the mobile site redirects to http://classic.slashdot.org/ on my phone and a desktop browser. I can't see them pushing the beta view on mobile users, but stranger things have happened.

Okay, I'll bite - can you expand on this? A citation?

The moral of this story is - friends on Facebook shouldn't be professional relationships. That's what LinkedIn is for, if you must.