Guess websites will just have to pre-emptively ban all Americans then.

Okay I expect that guy to start paying the bills in order to use that part of the site, when can I expect a check for $1000 every month to cover bills plus taxes, fines, penalties, and "Fuck you that's why" fees?

So do I own the account or not?

Why is that interesting? When did Twitter become the government? and When the AG for Texas become a non public entity? That is how "free speech" works, from government action. You have no rights on private property, which is what Twitter's forums are. If corporations are people or not has no bearing on the case.

You can play soccer with any vague spheroid, at least when you're a beginner. Even at the highest levels, there are multiple vendors for the necessary equipment. In essence, traditional sports are open source. I will accept e-sports as sports when the games and the requisite operating systems are Free software.

There are no hedgehogs indigenous in America.

You gotta drink 8,437 glasses of water a day!