vanadium213 - Slashdot User

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Re:It might even useful for a few years	*Monday November 12, 2007 @02:45AM		1
Re:It might even useful for a few years	*Sunday November 11, 2007 @01:53PM	3	2, Insightful
attached to Predator-Style Helmets Allow Pilots to See Through Planes
Re:from the article	*Monday November 12, 2007 @02:42AM	1	1
Re:Is 60 years long enough?	*Sunday November 11, 2007 @01:30PM		1
Re:from the article	*Sunday November 11, 2007 @01:04PM	1	1
attached to US Bot Herder Admits Infecting 250K Machines
Re:If you don't know what this is about	*Sunday November 11, 2007 @03:46AM	1	1
attached to GOOG-411's "Biddy-Biddy-Boop" Sound Backstory
Re:As they say	*Sunday April 28, 2002 @04:21PM	1	2, Interesting
attached to Tech Support Getting Even Worse
Re:If you don't like their license...	*Sunday April 28, 2002 @01:18PM	1	1
attached to Bell-Labs Releases New Version Of Plan 9

vanadium213 (576524)

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Constant computer usage causes one to exhibit strange residual side effects much like radiation from atomic energy does. Since the computer user knows little or nothing about these effects, he can do little or nothing to protect himself from this "radiation". Hence, the slow physical changes and degenerations that begin to occur and compound as the user becomes more adept. The fingers blacken from non stop typing. The lungs atrophy from breathing invisible noxious fumes which flow from the computer. Scaly patches appear on the body. The body ages prematurely and unnaturally, the skin becomes leathery or becomes like tissue paper. In the case of more powerful computer use, abominable changes occur such as mouths in the palms of the hands, eyes in various parts of the body, or an extra nose just above your rectum.

This is now. Later is later.