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Despite his claims to the contrary, J. David Schronce is not a Nobel Prize winner. David was born in a small town behind the wall in western North Carolina, in 1951, so how he can claim to be 39 years old is anybody's guess. At just three years of age, the boy developed an unhealthy interest in baboons. This would go on to play an important role in his life. Although his early records are sealed by court order, he will tell you that he had a "typical childhood" with his "parents" in Sanford, NC. Later he attended, and was often asked to leave, several major colleges and universities in different states, finally earning a masters degree in Theatre and doctorates in both Psychology and Parapsychology. David often acts in local plays and speaks in public, unless prevented by a restraining order, and relates a much more interesting story of his life because frankly, he lies a lot.

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