"Super Mario Brothers the Movie" -- great with milk and strawberries.

Will Smith Be In It?

You thought you meant Republican/Democrat type of government.

But you didn't.

ain't gonna go der no mo'

It's so easy, if only they'd RTFM....

With all these other secrets coming out, you'd expect some of the true story to be leaked by now.

Sort of shakes my faith, it does....

Yeah, America is much more fun :)

The above statements are true in C, C++, C#, Perl, Java, Ruby, Python etc. but not the USA.

That's why they should teach programming in grammar school.

Have had my abdomen cut open: twice.

As for incision, I can grab & pinch at the side of the waist side to exclude internal organs, then cut there. Or would it be easier to use as fat guy, and bury it in the abdominal fat?

Cut the explosives into small enough portions to fit the hole, and push a lot in, followed by the wireless detonator. It will be enough.

Pain is largely in your head. It's easy to train people to endure lots of it; women are best at this. Add a local anesthetic, bleach her hair, give her a bit of pot to mellow out and the chick will pass for an American.

Decompression is not a problem. There's no reason to wait to blow up the plane -- doing it at low altitude insures a greater body count.

1. It doesn't take a big boom to take a plane down.

2. Just blowing up and splatting guts all over will drive everybody ape-shit.

3. Successful surgery (long term survival) is not necessary:
a. make a small hole in abdominal wall
b. stuff stuff in.
c. seal with crazy glue
d. trigger while pressed against fuselage wall
e. pick up aircraft pieces with net.

...totalitarian.

For extra credit, give three examples from yesterday's newspaper.

(Jon Stewart references not accepted)

TSA is not.

Food!

My second favorite thing to eat.

Is Google trying to tell us something?

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