Are we sure the first person they talk to should be named Mr. Tough?

"I will prescribe regimens for the good of my patients according to my ability and my judgment and never do harm to anyone."

Hrmm...

maybe for Krispy Kremes - but not for Red Bull. :-)

Everyone knows the laser beams go on top of sharks, not gamer's heads! Get with the program!

What if I used Schroedinger's cat? Then it would be unknown whether the EULA was accepted or not, right?

From TFA: "Premises connected to The Pirate Bay were first raided in 2006. The complexity of the case led to delays in charges being filed and the case being bought to court."

What's this "away from the computer" you speak of? Please elaborate.

At first, I thought the advertisement for Tom Cruise in Valkyrie was a related crackpot scandal story.

Although I did just realize how this actually works. My ballot is a 2-part paper ballot. At the top is a ballot serial number that gets recorded next to my name in "the big book" where I put my signature. The trick to keeping my vote secret is that when I put my ballot into the machine, the operator separates the 2 parts of the ballot. One part contains my votes, the other part contains the ballot serial number. Once separated, theoretically you don't know which ballot has which number... but you also have a tally outside of the machine of how many ballots should be counted. In other words, they audit the machine by counting the ballot "stubs" ... if everything matches, that's good. If not, they have to reconcile the difference somehow.

I noticed that they recorded my ballot number next to my name. Hmmm.... I don't care if they know who I voted for. In fact, I like the idea that I could find my "paper trail" if needed.