As in "the ultimate hand job"

Ah, dihydromonoxide is indeed very poisonous! I've heard that if you just drink a teaspoonful of it, you'll eventually die! Nobody tasting it has survived, although some still linger for the time being.

Am I really the frist psot who couldn't resist this oldie: >"light-at-the-end-of-the-long-tunnel-that-is-vista dept." And its the Seattle-Austin express.

Yeah, as seen on Youtube, moon landing was faked on a soundstage on Mars. Otherwise, how come there's gravity if it's supposedly on Moon?

Karma burning flamebait for M$ fanbois follows...: This poor guy is not challenged in one way only....: " Resume Work Experience: Have own my own computer consulting firm for the " LOL! "....Education: Degree in computer science, mcse, ccna, microsoft" ROFL! oem system builder, microsoft partner, cisco " ROFLMAO!!! "Organizations / Affilations: Recommendations from Other Members Currently, this member has no recommendations. " Oh, and I thought MCSEs were THE ueberpros....

Oh, to tell u kids about the Olden Times, I knew a dude from our school computer lab (a small six-by six ft closet) who wrote an improved version of Lisp on a TRS-80. Improved, yes, as it had garbage collection! And another guy who calculated Nepers number on an iron core HP box. Oh yes, back then we would REALLY program in binary - with self-modifying jump tables. And how did I get acquainted with these guys? Well, I wrote an improved version of "Space Invaders" where the action was in true 2D, using bit-shifted graphics characters. After that stupid idea of mine I was the most hated geek, as the other real geeks would have hard time getting computer time on the TRS-80, as lamers would spend time just playing my game. And did I already mention that the computer lab was a retrofitted outhouse with electricity, both ways uphill in knee-deep snow?

Hans? Is that you?

"Social relations" - is that a new FOSS database? Wow, I need to get out of my Mom's basement more often. --anon. lurker