"...leading technologies (such as Steam..."
The 't's in "technologies" and "Steam" are underlined. Look again.

That was 1994. How many unemployed college students had mobile phones back in 1994?

...it'll be interesting to see what publishers learn from this.

Maybe they'll start selling "Certified Pre-Owned" games.

pre-pwned?

http://www.adultswim.com/games/ninebillion/index.html