If Muhammad won't come to the mountain, then mountain must go to the Muhammad.

I find these Ikea jokes funny. But I never understood why such have started at all. Ikea boxes and manuals are superb examples of thoughtful engineering. Never have I ever had any issues.If you can't do a shelf with such instructions, what job in today’s world is suitable for you? What can you do? Not much. Following such instructions is 4th grade playful Lego assembly joy for adults. If you can't do that, you have no place even in a construction site, where buildings get assembled with a bit less clear instructions. Shame. I don't care, mod me down, had to say it.

How can a monitor install something? Does it have free will, agentic rights, useraccount on Windows? Admin rights? To me this sounds like Microsoft installs. Or they have opened up some pardnership program for third parties for some extra rights, privileged accounts on users machines. LG just could not resist and started gently with nothing less than a concrete consolidator.

Master, your lube will be delivered in 5 minutes. I have dimmed lights in your livingroom and turned on your favourite naked bodies documentary series as always on thursday eve. I will follow your activities with my 150 partners for strictly necessary purposes. Our partners beer consumption today will be at a discount for you.

A driver gets theory, hours of practice, and exams for that. A new car also has to adhere to large specifications including crashtests and whatnot to be roadlegal. You cant sell a toy without a plethora of regulation adherence. But a huge and fast block of iron, no problem. Is it cause they techbros? Simple corruption?

Putting shit reputations on bread does not turn it all tasty.

Sounds exactly like a snakeoil seller. Just cook together some weird terms nobody can ask a question about and mix them thoroughly in a word salad. If someone squeezes in some question, more word salad. Like ocean, wow much big! I must two, gimme gimme!

It is day and night difference with 10 years ago. Really good for a while already. Not 100%, but damn close.

It has way higher value than the plethora of articles of some tech bros AI ADs. My AI will make your office work without any employees!!!@@@$@$%$!!, solve world peace, reinvent sliced bread, make you breathe without oxygen and stop the necessity to dump a deuce forever.

Sounds weird. A scammer stands and waits at a driveway. The resident buys gold somewhere and it magically appears in his hands and he walks out and gives it to the scammer. Like gold bars, with immediate delivery or his local supermarket happens to have gold bars, just if someone needs them Sunday afternoon. That's not how reality works, sounds like someone wrote a story and forgot to think about a few important parts.

You are in minority and your cheap token time is running out. I hope for you that you haven't increased your AI dependencies to the point of collapse when the shit hits your fan. Enjoy with eyes closed while it lasts ;)

Why exactly did I have to know about some tech company having some ad with some overhyped technology used in making it? By same measure we should describe every second Tiktok trash here.

Nope. Ousting Putin can be a turning point, but it is far from certain, as his mindsets origin is way before him and way deeper in their population.

What planet have you fallen down from? I find neither learning nor deciphering Bash an issue. Way easier than Javascript. And way more powerful and way less wasteful on resources. People have made it strong for everyday tasks over years. It is not universal, not best for every thinkable task, but it is very fast for a lot of needs to implement and very flexible. Fast to implement I said. I suspect you would also complain about trousers being bad against rain without trying to understand the purpose and benefits of trousers.

Exactly. +1. Not a fan of Microsoft, but they are playing by the rules of world. If countries are 10 times slower than corporations, if a bald and glassed man can verbal diarrhoea everyone with combat flies attacking one cultural group of a mixed population, why are we blaming one corporation? All is transparent and nobody is even lying here.