
Then make them happy. Tell them you're Tony Blair.
I wouldn't tell anyone that if they were holding a sharp pair of scissors.
Anyway, the real point is that if you hate his radio show the solution is too not listen to it, not spam wikipedia.
Spot on.
Hell, that's good enough reason to quit! Manager of a help desk means you have to take the calls of the screamers who escalate themselves above the first line monkeys, and you take the blame every time you're short staffed because Joe and Jane didn't show up 'cause they're hung-over again.
I'd just like to apologise for Jane's behaviour last night. Those vomit stains will come out of the carpet eventually. Thanks, Joe.
I think the obvious solution here is to equip Google cars with sharks. I don't care how angry your mob is, lets see it mess with a shark.
.... or a bear. Bears beat sharks every time.
No, no. It's being used to calculate the new national debt.
They're going to need a bigger computer.
Not all bad news then.
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." -- George Carlin