Which is better...1/2'' or 3/8" wrench? (Score 2, Funny)

I think the first reply was the best. The rest seems like two guys arguing over the backyard fence: Guy#1 - My 3/8" wrench wrox! I can lower and raise my daughters bike seat with ease using it!. Guy#2 - Ya but it sucks for anything that needs a 1/2" wrench..how the heck are you going to remove your kids tire with that useless tool? UglyDBA