Except that Google isn't profiting from Android *directly* as a mobile search platform. They have acknowledged this in their quarterly reports. FTFY

65 billion years is quite unlikely, as the age of the universe is estimated at a little under 14 billion years. 65 million should be about right.

More than four-and-a-half, actually. We're currently with about 7 billion people. Also, it's very likely that one billion of those would prefer clean drinking water and not having to shit in a hole over four-and-a-half Facebook accounts.

Nobody in their right mind would want to do it. People in general can't stand the chance of losing something, even if that chance is very small.

I sent my dad a link to download VLC because he couldn't play a movie. Afterwards, he complains that it still doesn't play the movie. Turns out he didn't notice the line "download is starting..." at the top and instead clicked a HUGE download button for software called FLV player, which naturally did not play the DVD he was trying to get to work... Can't blame him, they're really evil.

I'm sure they'll eventually get back from the "Lights out" principle.