Scheme is not a toy language. It really doesn't belong in the list.

Joy isn't exactly a toy language either, but it's probably too theoretical for "real" work, so that's my vote.

Yes, this revelation will surely cost her the EE demographic. (I'm sure she's very concerned.)

I got my 48G in 1992, and I still use it. The only really comparable alternative I've found so far is Emacs Calc.

As for Ms Fiorina, I know what else she did to HP, and I would only vote for her if I was curious enough to see how the situation in America could get even worse.