tuxette's Journal: 32 ways to open a beer...

Leave it to the Germans, hehe...various ways to open your beer bottle. Where there's thirst, there's a way...

I liked #31 best ;-)

Wine

[October_30th]

Opening a beer bottle without proper tools is easy (#31 may damage your teeth, though), what what do you do when you're supposed to open a wine bottle and you realize that you don't have a corkscrew?

Answer: find a screw, screwdriver and a hammer (or sturdy pliers). Classy... ;)

BTDT...

[tuxette]

...but that ought not surprise you or anyone else here ;-)

Re:Wine

[rocket_d00d]

find a screw, screwdriver and a hammer (or sturdy pliers). Classy... ;)

A less classy way is to push the cork into the bottle using whatever stiff, pointy thing is available, like a pen. But it works, and the important thing here is to get the wine out of the bottle, right?

btdt too...

[tuxette]

Hey, when you want your wine you'll do whatever ;-)

Re:Wine

[October_30th]

the important thing here is to get the wine out of the bottle, right?

Indeed. I'd draw the line to breaking the neck of the bottle, though.