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I love wearing bright colors. Colors that do not go unnoticed, unless you're friggin' blind. For the most part, because I can. To those of you who come up to me and say with a snooty tone of voice "oh, wow, so colorful you are, I could never wear that color, I wouldn't dare" (or similar fake crap), it's because you friggin' can't. It looks great on me but would look crap against your scuzzy pasty skin and mousy hair. So there! Grrrrr. (Rant over.)

A very good thing happened today...boyfriend of tuxette and I found Strongbow cider in one of the shops today. tuxette is very very happy because of this. This is good dry cider (meaning the real stuff made from fermented apples, not apple flavored over-sugared syrup with some alcohol in it). But I still want to be able to buy cidre brut from Bretagne or Normandie in the shops or "wine monopoly" here...

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the united colors of tuxette

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  • post pics! with boyfriend! (is boyfriend of tuxette mr. tux?)
  • You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
    Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
    Your scarf it was apricot
    You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
    And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
    They'd be your partner, and...

    You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
    You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you
    Don't you? Don't You?

    You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive
    Well you said that we made such a pretty pair
    A
  • It looks great on me but would look crap against your scuzzy pasty skin and mousy hair. So there! Grrrrr. (Rant over.)

    Yup. Somethin' about them thar Asian women -- y'all really can get away with chromatic bloody murder... ;-)

    Reminds me: a former colleague in Hamburg was Indonesian*, and damn was she hotness incarnated (the one dumbass boss practically drooled over her all the time, much to her and my amusement -- she literally could use him like a cheap napkin). But damn if she didn't wear the craziest

    • Had she worn anything else, it just wouldn't have worked.

      Heh, kind of like the Chairman Mao greys. It just doesn't work for someone like me ;-)

      I'm not too fond of the white chick in the sari look either, but it can get "worse." The most hilarious look is African men (I'm talking about real Africans, not this African-American crap) in Western business suits. It's just so...wrong...:-)

  • When I think of Scandinavia, I think of really colourful house exteriors. Might be just me.:D
  • Color is good. Being different is good, because a rich human experience demands differences things to compare and contrast. You are proud that you have an affinity for color and for being diffinity. In this I honor you.

    I am not suggesting that you have become arogant or imbalanced. From my perspective I could never know, being thousdands of miles apart and a stranger.

    But it is human enough and I know I have at times ben argogant and full of unnecessary pride. And over silly things like how round my butt i

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