tuxette's Journal: mighty manboobed meat monsters

Dang, I've always wanted to say that in a JE...

Formal Krav Maga training started up again tonight. It was nice to get that going, and see everyone again, even the mighty manboobed meat monsters. The workout itself was a bit on the easy side though...

don't hurt me!

[SolemnDragon]

The cry of Subjects of Tuxette as they observe her march towards global dominion...

"Don't hurt us! Here, have chocolate penguins! Have tribute! We'll be good!"

You know, the sad part is i'm not kidding. Your picture is now on the walls of my mental get-in-shape reminder chamber, the one that periodically sends out warriors to guilt me into action. I think they are keeping it in case i really get lazy... "Get in shape! Or when she conquers the world, you'll be unable to serve properly in the mines, and you'll

get in shape! get in shape!

[tuxette]

I could never hurt the dragon with the chocolate penguins ;-)

hey, I'm offended

[Mantorp]

as I'm turning into one, but I just read it's natural to put on weight when the other half is pregnant. So bring on the calories.

Re:hey, I'm offended

[tuxette]

indeed [telegraph.co.uk]

Re:hey, I'm offended

[Mantorp]

my hips, legs and back are killing me too, this pregnancy stuff is hard on me.

Re:hey, I'm offended

[tuxette]

When are you due? :-)

Re:hey, I'm offended

[BugZRevengE]

Indeed it is true - I am just removing the weight from my wife's pregnancy now (18 months it has been since the last). My mighty manboobs are almost gone!

I have lost 14kg in the last 2.5 months... It is good.

Re:hey, I'm offended

[October_30th]

I have lost 14kg in the last 2.5 months... It is good.

Interesting. I wonder if one could trigger that kind of a response in a guy who doesn't have a pregnant wife/girlfriend. It would revolutionize the dieting industry. ;-)