Agreed. Just removed Slashdot from my bookmarks toolbar and for good measure pointed slashdot.org to 127.0.0.1 in my hosts file.

Won't cost anything? Is SciFi out of copyright now? The guy's probably getting kickbacks from the publishers.

That's right, the primates had a chance of leaving before they died.

I believe that would be the African bushmeat markets.

Danish people tend to speak Danish (Danske), not Spanish (Espanol).

Remember when the only famous Swedes were sex symbols like Anita Ekberg and Ann Margret, instead of alleged criminals like the current bunch? I miss the good old days.

Doesn't CmdrTaco still get royalties everytime a Packt book review is published here?

And funded with bitcoins, of course.

They've brought smalltalk into the 21st century... by adding Clippy!

Not an issue, since Photoshop can automatically fix the aberrations for you.

I tried eating a tulip bulb once (thought it was a garlic bulb) and I can say that its intrinsic value isn't too high.

So the Chesapeake's dying from overfishing and your answer is to move on up to Delaware Bay. Hope your grandchildren appreciate the fine work you're doing for the planet.

Similar questions to yours appear here regularly. The consensus is that it's best just to throw the bills and documents out and spend more time watching porn.

You know too much about this plutonium. Report to Guantanamo Bay.

The replacement clippers you bought in the shop were made of approved inert metal. The ones you tried to smuggle on the aircraft could well have been made of plutonium. You and a few of your terrorist buddies put your plutonium nail clippers together and... BOOM! So you see, the policy was effective. Now please report to Guantanamo Bay.