Missing Acorns? All in my yard. (Score 1)

I have more acorns than any region on the planet at this time. They are bombing my cars, my house, and I have a cushy layer of them to walk on in my yard.

My yard has such a bumper crop, that earlier this fall, a owl took up in the yard to kill all the squirrels who dared venture into my bumper crop.

Go figure...