For a second I actually thought your post was for real.
But when I read your list of "sources", I understood that you were ironic.
Nice work :)

Obviously, you still live with your parents.
  No-one can manage with just a size 2 Phillips - you can't even open a can of paint.

I don't feel good about this. Whatever you think about Danowsky and his lawfirm, he actually did his job.
I don't like the idea that people wouldn't be able to find a lawyer, just because lawfirms wouldn't dare to be associated with Internet related stuff.
At first, I must admit I thought it was a great idea, though - I'm not a Danowsky fan...

From "Das Boot" to "ReBoot".

A McCartney album that's actually worth the money!

Well, some I know of already seem to have one...